men's rule =)

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
8. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
9. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
10. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.